- “I would part the Red Sea for you.” It’s the Bruno Mars of Christian pick up lines.
- “What’re you doing for the rest of your afterlife?” Hashtag #raptureromance.
- “Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.” I call this the money…
(Source: jonacuff.com)
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